More formally know as Assc. Gail Lewis is a highly decorated ten year veteran of Walmart.
A legend amongst her peers, Gail served 10 tours of Black Friday and was a survivor of the 2020 Global Toilet Paper Shortage war in which she was awarded 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.
In one intense fight with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday, an associate was once rumoured to ask Gail if they should retreat in face of imminent defeat. Gail’s only response was “There ain’t no going back, only rollbacks…” while charging her pallet jack through the hoards of customers and shooting her scan gun at anything that moved. Not even the children survived.
A legend amongst her peers, Gail served 10 tours of Black Friday and was a survivor of the 2020 Global Toilet Paper Shortage war in which she was awarded 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.
In one intense fight with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday, an associate was once rumoured to ask Gail if they should retreat in face of imminent defeat. Gail’s only response was “There ain’t no going back, only rollbacks…” while charging her pallet jack through the hoards of customers and shooting her scan gun at anything that moved. Not even the children survived.
by anonymous November 26, 2023
Get the Gail Lewismug. The ultimate power couple who no one should mess with otherwise they will mess you shit up. They both have an overwhelming desire for each other. Any girl flirts with Lewis she will blast their asses to hell. They love each other with a passionate love which nothing can or will ever break.
by Lewis and Bella December 8, 2020
Get the lewis and bellamug. Lewis is usually a really big poo and unfunny. He is also extremely fat and will only loose his virginity to a gay prostitute
by Ja22le October 20, 2019
Get the Lewismug.
Get the Lewismug. A short little man.
May be attracted to children, however if he is not the he definitely likes old saggy people.
However this only goes for a heterosexual lewis
If they're gay then. They're gay
May be attracted to children, however if he is not the he definitely likes old saggy people.
However this only goes for a heterosexual lewis
If they're gay then. They're gay
by Some. Guy. Called. November 21, 2021
Get the Lewismug. Ultimately a fortnite kid who thinks he’s good but in reality says everyone is hacking when he dies Btw He will do ANYTHING for V bucks and Banner shield.
Wow dude why are you so mad it was one death?
He was Hacking!?!?!
Jeez man no need to pull a Jaylen Lewis
He was Hacking!?!?!
Jeez man no need to pull a Jaylen Lewis
by RaidXRaikiri May 8, 2020
Get the Jaylen Lewismug. The incessant health issues of a work collegue that may consist of either no sickenss at all or being moments from death.
by Grantos Wallacia March 17, 2024
Get the Pulling a Lewymug.