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Gail Lewis

More formally know as Assc. Gail Lewis is a highly decorated ten year veteran of Walmart.

A legend amongst her peers, Gail served 10 tours of Black Friday and was a survivor of the 2020 Global Toilet Paper Shortage war in which she was awarded 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.

In one intense fight with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday, an associate was once rumoured to ask Gail if they should retreat in face of imminent defeat. Gail’s only response was “There ain’t no going back, only rollbacks…” while charging her pallet jack through the hoards of customers and shooting her scan gun at anything that moved. Not even the children survived.
Oh my God, it’s Gail Lewis 8-4-4 Morris Illinois
Thank you for your service Gail Lewis”
by anonymous November 26, 2023
mugGet the Gail Lewismug.

lewis and bella

The ultimate power couple who no one should mess with otherwise they will mess you shit up. They both have an overwhelming desire for each other. Any girl flirts with Lewis she will blast their asses to hell. They love each other with a passionate love which nothing can or will ever break.
girl1: have yo hear about the power couple Lewis and Bella .
boy1: Yes quite jealous tbh
by Lewis and Bella December 8, 2020
mugGet the lewis and bellamug.

Lewis

Lewis is usually a really big poo and unfunny. He is also extremely fat and will only loose his virginity to a gay prostitute
“Bruh did you see Lewis over there

“who the really fat and gay man”

“yeah him ahah”
by Ja22le October 20, 2019
mugGet the Lewismug.

Lewis

His name is Lewis and he is lewis
Girl: Hey Lewis how are you!
Lewis: yes
by Lew77 March 25, 2021
mugGet the Lewismug.

Lewis

A short little man.
May be attracted to children, however if he is not the he definitely likes old saggy people.
However this only goes for a heterosexual lewis
If they're gay then. They're gay
Who's that with your grandma? Isn't she like 89!?
Oh that's just Lewis, he likes old people
by Some. Guy. Called. November 21, 2021
mugGet the Lewismug.

Jaylen Lewis

Ultimately a fortnite kid who thinks he’s good but in reality says everyone is hacking when he dies Btw He will do ANYTHING for V bucks and Banner shield.
Wow dude why are you so mad it was one death?

He was Hacking!?!?!

Jeez man no need to pull a Jaylen Lewis
by RaidXRaikiri May 8, 2020
mugGet the Jaylen Lewismug.

Pulling a Lewy

The incessant health issues of a work collegue that may consist of either no sickenss at all or being moments from death.
Really, Johnno's not "Pulling a Lewy" again is he?
by Grantos Wallacia March 17, 2024
mugGet the Pulling a Lewymug.

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