The Brothers Johnson

Black men. Sometimes, Black people.

That Halloween costume is not gonna go over well with The Brothers Johnson

by whooer's your daddy March 23, 2021

Big Tom Johnson

When your friend or Brother has a massive dick so long it leaves trenches in the concrete!

YOU: "Yo! you see that dude in the gym shower? "
RANDOM GUY: "Yah man, Hes a real Big Tom Johnson!"
YOU: "I know right, he broke 5 tiles on the floor!"

by Kerbangocwm May 2, 2023

blow johnson

a sweet blow job

Hey Santi, will you give me a Blow Johnson?

by Mr. Otis May 27, 2004

Pepper Johnson

Having a African-American male masterbate himself to orgasm on your penis, then you sprinkle your semen covered penis with sand. Proceed to have anal intercourse with the African American gentleman.

Grant Kolton was so excited that he gave Otis a pepper johnson down at the river at Woodhouse.

by Mike November 27, 2003

Chad Johnson

Chad Johnson is the best wide reciever in the whole NFL. Hes got 4 str8 years leading the AFC in recieving yards and last season he had the most yards in the whole NFL. His celebrations are always something to look forward to,because you never know what he will do next. Chad is so fast that he can even beat a horse in a race. If you don't believe me you can see it on google videos if you want. Ocho Cinco #1 and will go to the hall of fame

Chad Johnson is such a Beast that he cannot be stopped....Most teams have to double or even triple cover him and he can still come down w/ the ball. If there is double or triple coverage on him that means that there will always be someone else open...

Bengals to the Superbowl...

by Jimmythabeast July 22, 2007

Brian Johnson

I thought the lesser singer of AC/DC until I picked up AC/DC live in which this man gets so into it and screams his head off its truly amazing. Bon Scott is a good singer yes. But pick up AC/DC Live and you will realize that......

Brian Johnson > Bon Scott

by METAL HEALTH! July 15, 2008

johnson and johnson

1) a company
2) two bigs dicks
3) two long dongs

johnson and johnson makes medicine

there are two falus hence there is johnson and johnson

by john really brown December 7, 2006