jewish

DEFINITION ONE : (adjective) a quality of personality that when you meet someone with this quality you know that you've made it to the top.

DEFINITION TWO: a quality of a person that means they sacrifice their standard of living to save money

Romy: bro, why have you got a old coke bottle as your water bottle? You should buy a new one!

Messi: Nah, I am going full jewish today

by Jizzcameheer August 5, 2025

Jewish Binte Zainal on Urban Dictionary

Jewish Binte Zainal on Urban Dictionary

Jewish Binte Zainal on Urban Dictionary

by Kmqq April 21, 2023

Jewish gay tard

A happy homosexual special ed Jewish boy.

My roommate is such a Jewish gay tard since he harasses me for quarters and smells like poo.

by hardshunter689 February 4, 2025

Jewish mustard tag

Jewish mustard tag is a cultural jewish game, where you put mustard on your long sausage and tag children.

"me and uncle jew played jewish mustard tag"

by I <3 femboys April 17, 2025

Jewish hotpocket

When a Jew pisses in a vagina filled with shit (Alabama hotpocket) and proceeds to fuck her.

Ow man he performed a Jewish hotpocket on you, how rad!

by Amused Pinguin March 3, 2017

Jewish Nose Ring

When you take the foreskin of someone and use it as a nose peircing

i just went to my nephews bris and got ajewish nose ring

by Jess223 April 30, 2025

Jewish rap around

You pay a Jewish woman to give a hand job in a minivan while she recites prayers from the Tanakh.

Guy 1: What you do last night?
Guy 2: I did a Jewish rap around.
Guy 1: Nice.

by DIENUM January 28, 2024