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Jewish vineyard

When a man hasn’t bathed in days and has a cheesy dick and low hanging hameroids
Picked up this chick on day 3 of the rodeo, took her back to my tent and showed her my Jewish Vineyard
by Scurbird September 30, 2020
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jewish

DEFINITION ONE : (adjective) a quality of personality that when you meet someone with this quality you know that you've made it to the top.

DEFINITION TWO: a quality of a person that means they sacrifice their standard of living to save money
Romy: bro, why have you got a old coke bottle as your water bottle? You should buy a new one!

Messi: Nah, I am going full jewish today
by Jizzcameheer August 5, 2025
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Jewish gay tard

My roommate is such a Jewish gay tard since he harasses me for quarters and smells like poo.
by hardshunter689 February 4, 2025
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Jewish Wet Dream

What every Jew loves to see, a blonde girl and a black man couple. Not because they hate blonde goys and like to see their daughters sexually degraded or anything... they're just concerned about civil rights or true love or something like that.
Guess who's coming to dinner goyim...A dirty nigger to fuck your daughter! That's my Jewish Wet Dream revenge fantasy
by Callivan January 18, 2023
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Jewish Jerkbang

When a jew cums on a female’s face and his hot load melts the skin off her face
Lucas: Hey, I heard you and Julia tried the jewish jerkbang last night?

Me: Yeah I gave Julia a gigantic jewish jerkbang!
by Sussyman69 December 14, 2021
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Jewish coitus

When you have Anal sex and the receiving person rips a wet fart
I hat sex with Jennifer last week and she did a "Jewish coitus" on me.
by Dustyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy December 10, 2023
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