off like a Jewish foreskin 

A Jewish foreskin or Jew's foreskin is always off, therefore the expression is a very definite one about being off on one's way or just in a generally off condition.

It is time that i was on my way, so I am off like a Jewish foreskin. (or Jew's foreskin)

off like a Jewish foreskin by Roderick O'Donnell July 30, 2006

The Quirky Jewish Boy

When you go skydiving, and you pull down your pant and take a HUGE dump. It accelerates so fast to the ground it becomes a deadly weapon.

The guy has to shit, so he did the Quirky Jewish Boy.

The Quirky Jewish Boy by Pedestrian Hit by brick shit April 11, 2010

Dem Jewish Niggs 

a useless piece of human race that Hitler should've eliminated along with the rest of them and turned into soap.

Calm Down Normies its a joke

Dem Jewish Niggs were Gassed

Dem Jewish Niggs by JAJAJAOSH January 31, 2019

The Jewish disappointment 

Running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose first

It’s the Jewish disappointment

The Jewish disappointment by Tiger21boss July 3, 2020

that's jewish 

A horrid term used to describe things that are stupid by non-jews, these people are ignorant

stupid boy: haha, you can;t afford that? its only 50 dollars, that is so Jewish, ahaha

that's jewish by Sarah February 10, 2005

When I were a lad... I was Jewish 

The ultimate ending to a "When I were a lad" hardship story, automatically staking claim to being a victim of all the suffering and inequality that has ever occurred since the beginning of time.

When I were a lad... I was Jewish. But the anti-semites couldn't stop me from becoming a humble multi-millionaire Hollywood producer.

When I were a lad... I was Jewish by Associationisnotfree February 22, 2008

Pardes Jewish Day School 

kind, no bullying, rule follower, inclusive

that isn’t very pardes Jewish day school of you

Pardes Jewish Day School by Miss girl January 7, 2021