Jared

A fat Costa Rican bastard who got a shitty ass haircut and hates a lovely boy named Bryan. Nigga Jared thinks he’s rich ($14 an hour makes fat niggas go crazy) he lies about everything except that he has so many hoes. Nigga thinks he’s a thug cause he live in a shitty ass apartment. The biggest city boy s(as in fat asf but he still a city boy) got pepperoni nipples, SpongeBob acne and is a big fan of chaka culture and claims the chaka set. And he is thankful for god given opportunity’s Jared is a good homie and faithful vato and

Margret: Jared is fine ask
Hannah: I’d let him nut inside of me
Margret:…
The hoes: I’d like Jared to fill my holes

by Chester2fine March 10, 2023

Jared's Fingers

The most gracious fingers known to man, known to make any man or woman bust upon sight. These fingers have fueled entire societal movements, and are some of the most significant fingers in history.

Nick: I think I'm going to hell
Saul: touch'a'my Jared's Fingers.
Nick: *ascends*

by No_Name_Bob December 19, 2022

jared

jared is typically a very popular person and he loves people that same way he loves himself and there is no one quiet like jared. they can be funny and love to take a joke, however sometimes these ‘jokes’ may go too far and jared doesn’t always know when he has gone too far

jared is the class clown but a popular one

by tate and violet stan January 4, 2023

Jared cuff

He is Perfection.

That guy is like a Jared Cuff…. Perfection

by Anonym0us/1786 January 20, 2023

Jared

Jared is the sexiest hottest boy alive I want him to stick it in me and cream like he never has before with his fat sticky cock called the chunky slab of meat he produces gallons of cum daddy “moans cutely 😽”

Jared my fat dicked daddy cream on me.

by Harrison Ryalls April 9, 2023

Jared

Queer/Homo/Tranny/Fag/Gender Fluid
Usually on some old dirt back road getting sucked off by a dude named T-Jizzle.

Careful around that guy, hes a jared, might try to suck you off

by anonymous April 17, 2023

Jared McKenny

An Amazing, kind, funny, loving person who will either love you or hate you, he has murdered six people ;) (jokes) love you lots Jared xx

Jared Mckenny is amazing.

by You’llneverknow April 23, 2023