jack the beanstalk

Synonym for "masturbate".

"I was jackin' the beanstalk while watching the Playboy channel."
-me

by Dave June 6, 2004

Jack Halliday

Bassist in the cool pop/rock band Twenty Twenty. He was born on the 21st of May 1990 to parents Jane and Stuart Halliday. He has an older brother Sam, and two younger siblings Joe and Lydia. He is in the band Twenty Twenty with his brother, guitarist Sam Halliday and drummer Sonny Watson-Lang.

Person 1: Who is that amazing bassist in Twenty Twenty?

Person 2: Oh, dont you know? Thats Jack Halliday!

by TheOneWhoGotAway. February 23, 2011

jack kelly murphy

A fucking dickhead

Jack kelly murphy why did you kill my parrot

by You know u killed my parrot August 14, 2017

thumb jack

(verb. coined by Antenna)
When doing it doggie style, sticking your thumb in a girl's ass to lift it higher.

She kept thrusting her clitty into the pillow, so I gave her a thumb jack for apple bottom viewing.

by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008

lumber jack off

a variation of the game ookie cookie. A group of lumber jacks or campers form a circle around a tree and the last person to jizz on the tree loses. The loser must rub the seamen on his axe for grip and then cut down the tree in order to produce fire wood for the campsite.

We ran out of fire wood on our camping trip and we decided to have a lumber jack off to designate a bitch to get more wood.

by BonerJammin' April 7, 2009

national jack-off day

A day that everyman in the world has to jack off. The date of national jack-off day is May 5. The best time to jack-off would be 5:55 on 5/5.

Yo im so pumped cause tomorrow is national jack-off day and i can wait to bust a nut everywhere

by floppy sausage April 23, 2008

jack sparrow

The sexiest pirate ever...he must be because I saw the movie 8 times because of him!

She is safe like I promised and is marrying norington like she promised and you dying for her like you promised so we are all man of our word except for Elizabeth;who is in fact a woman!
Jack:Why is the rum gone
Liz:One because it is a vile drink that turns the most respectful men into complete scoundruls.....etc.
Jack:But why is the rum gone?
I have too many quotes memorized to even write them all!

by Lauren August 22, 2003