When your floor is as chilly as a marble slab creamery, and it freezes your feet. (For example Cold Stone Creamery is an ice cream chain that uses a cold marble slab to prepare your ice cream as you watch.)
- "Damn, I was getting some water from the kitchen... Now I gots ice cream feet!" (best said while mischievously while placing your feet upon the warm legs of your significant other.)
by mugsydean April 9, 2020
Get the ice cream feetmug. A bloody ice cream is where you have intercourse with a female while she is having her period, you ejaculate inside of her and it oozes out with her period blood.
“Yo dude, this bitch is a freak! She let me give her a bloody ice cream and after we had to wash the bed sheets.”
by Punkfuck69 June 12, 2022
Get the bloody ice creammug. Deirdre is a clever superhuman. Dee is a lost and weird wonder that cannot be cloned and cannot be substituted by anything in nature, except for cinnamon buns. Because, cinnamon buns Rock On forever! I have no idea what it takes to be something so delicious, because I'm no Dee and I am grateful to have met her.
by Ry_nwater January 20, 2024
Get the Peach-Ice Creammug. When two males spread both ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then simultaneously shit into an ice cream cone
“What’d you do after work James?”
“Me and Ryan made The Artesian Ice Cream Machine, do you want some?”
“Me and Ryan made The Artesian Ice Cream Machine, do you want some?”
by Doomnator September 20, 2021
Get the The Artesian Ice Cream Machinemug. The act of doing anal and penetrating through the uterus lining into the vagina , usually weakened from child birth. Finishing in her vagina and when you pull out you let her make a shit cum Sunday swirl on you or your surroundings.
Was smashing my missus back doors in and I broke through to her sparkle pocket , was so hot we came instantly . When I pulled out everything came out like a Sunday machine. Thus making a “sparkle pocket shumday Ice cream “
by Bush_bog69 June 26, 2025
Get the Sparkle pocket shumday ice creammug. by Walt4872 July 27, 2021
Get the Have ice cream in the woodsmug. Manda's sugar daddy.
by Manda4 July 2, 2021
Get the legendary ice creammug.