Dick hurt

When your dick hurts a lot, like so much it feels like you just banged your friends mom, or like you just banged a pine cone wall either one works.

by Ashbo 94 April 15, 2020

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Dick Hurt

Attempting to sell something in a strong or offensive way.

How did she get so much for that house? She must have given them the dick hurt!

by NebulaM42 January 04, 2024

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When you have a blazing hot curry one night and the morning after you get a burning sensation on your hoop

Boy 1 : Think I'll get the hottest curry on the menu

Boy 2 : Watch out you'll get hoop hurt tomorrow

by Mojojo August 17, 2015

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“HEY DUDE! HAVE YOU HEARD HEALTH HURTS YET! IT’S ABSOLUTE FIRE MAN

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I hope Doug isn't bung hurt that his name was used in the Urban Dictionary example of "bungover".

by Rev1guy February 27, 2014

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Emo. Doesn't need to color themselves emo either.

Replace "You're psycho!"
With "Hey hurt boy"

Add in "good boy" for good measure

"Hey hurt boy, how was your day?"

Hurt boy - a hurt man, the black sheep, knows he's no saint but thrives to be the best possible

by Dreads_ June 08, 2023

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“Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.

All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.

by Purplenado March 06, 2023

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