reverse headcanon

A headcanon that dictates a canon event to be a non-canon one.

I'll do a reverse headcanon and pretend that doesn't exist.

by deepintheass August 9, 2023

Boston Headache

An extreme case of Blue Balls. Typically felt by males, but one may never know the extent of the feeling.

When she left my house, I erupted in pain from a Boston Headache

by nt1636 January 17, 2024

Belgian Headband

Placing one’s limp penis across the forehead of a passed out drinking buddy or will parter/participant.

Remember when Dave drank too many Captain and Cokes and Andre gave him a Belgian headband; Dave is a bitch.

by davesabitch February 6, 2024

John Headache

The inventor of the headache. Created when John Headache tried to think too hard in 1882. We hate this guy and his cursed invention.

Remember people, we were supposed to live a world free from thought. Thinking only makes brain sad and hurty.

"my head hurts wtf"
"You are likely experiencing a headache. These grievances were created by one John Headache. You have him and only him to blame. Stop thinking immediately to reduce harm."

by TheRatEmpire November 8, 2023

Boston Headache

Occurs after a long period of arousal without ejaculation. Also known as blue balls.

Damn that girl gave me a Boston headache last night.

by HTHammer February 11, 2024

My headache hurts

A redundant sentence. The fact that you have a headache already means it hurts, dumbass.

Angelina: My headache hurts!
Leslie: No shit Sherlock.

by I hate onions (raw+green) June 14, 2024

Asian headband

When your eating an Asian girls ass from behind and she wraps her legs around your head and you wear her like a kamikaze headband

I was eating her ass from behind and I wore her like a Asian headband

by Xxxinsd!! July 9, 2024