Farmer’s Hand

A tug job aka hand job given by someone with a calloused, rough hand.

I paid $5 to that homeless dude for a quick tug behind the dumpster. I got a farmer’s hand and man my dick is sore.

I hate my uncle’s farmer’s hand. I wish he would use some lotion.

by Eaton Holgoode August 8, 2018

Hand Creamer

A male that chronically masturbates. Usually unemployed, lives at home and what little income he has is spent on porn.

Jon is a hand creamer. Can’t believe his mom doesn’t boot him out.

Online porn has turned me into a hand creamer.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018

Hand Festival

Old Gaelic(Irish) term for Masturbating.

I'll see you guys later, I'm having a hand festival.

Billy is in the bathroom having a hand festival.

My hands are sticky from the hand festival.

That girl is so Danger she always has a hand festival.

by Misterree88 November 20, 2011

shelby handed

Doing something left handed, like Shelby.

Tim was shooting Shelby handed around barriers today at the range.

by dgarage June 11, 2020

Warrens Hands

The most dangerous weapon in the state of Florida. Must have a full registration to carry. Used to strike fear in the hearts of enemies, it can be shaped into anything the weirder chooses.

Forget these hands... I protects myself with Warrens hands.

by Chief Longshlong December 9, 2019

boi hand

Where someone is doing something fucking weird and then you boi hand them and shout boi at the top of your voice. "Boi hand" Dedoid said. boi

*Someone says something stupid* *Boi hands them* " Boi hand" Dedoid said.

by Boi hand April 21, 2018

doll hands

A way of gesturing where your fingers all meet at their tips, while not touching anywhere else, making little finger-cones. Usually done with an inward motion towards ones chest or with the hand-claws meeting at the fingertips.

"Why does Lauren literally always talk with doll hands?"

"I don't know."

"...weird."

by hahahahalauren September 22, 2014