Hand Lip

A scar on one's hand from a chemical burn, once the wound has healed it resembles a wrinkly pair of lips. A rite of passage for becoming a member of project mayhem.

Me and Tyler were making soap, he kissed my hand then poured lye on it. Now I have a hand lip.

by hisnamewasrobertpaulson March 1, 2010

Hand Jamming

To vigorously finger a woman's vagina. Possibley using one/more/all fingers.

Bob: goddamn your hand stinks
Jeff: yea I was hand jamming your mothers rotten vagina last night.

by ZakZakzak October 19, 2012

hand cannon

Short-barrel shotgun (Around 10-12") with a pistol grip. Usually made from cheap breech-load single or double barrel shotguns. (Over-Under models are also used.)

Jon said he carried a gun, but not anything as formidable as a hand cammon!

by ash August 19, 2003

hand job

A waste of time.

Oh come one, i can give myself a hand job... How about you suck my dick.

by The Philmeister August 1, 2008

Hand Me Down Reach Around

A man gets on his hands and knees and gets a reach around while having his asshole eaten out.

See also

"English Duster"

Boy I tell ya,
If I keep getting these hand me down reach arounds I'll never have to worry about prostate cancer.

by fr3q July 3, 2012

Hand Rape

Act of inserting partner's (or other's) hand down your pants in order for them to play with you and not allowing the release of the hand by pushing your stomach out to 'lock' their hand in place. An act of hand rape. Hours of ceaseless amusement, unless aggressive, unprovoked resistance measures taken.

Well your not cooking, or washing or anything, might as well make good use of what God's given you....why don't you hand rape me?

by Dr Psyko November 30, 2013

Hand-Job

When a man gets a manicure.

Dude, I got my first hand-job at Cifellis yesterday! Yeah, she really jammed on my cuticles bro...

by jrfrnk September 30, 2010