Grease Monkey

A teenager going through the tough times of puberty that begins to create a thick layer of grease upon ones face

Kevin: Mike, did you hear Nunzio is becoming a grease monkey?

Mike: My older brother just went through that, it's discusting!

by KKKillyourself December 16, 2013

greaky

the combination of freaky and geeky

Nick: yo what are you doing 2nite.
Kylie: o im going to babysit some greaky kids.

by nickbaseballman8 January 15, 2007

Greaney Bomb

The direct result and complications risen from when someone clumsily steps on or spills something

Jack: SHIT
Mike: .... what?
Jack: I just spilled this brand new bottle of Nyquil... Its everywhere/ I just spilled the cheese salsa... Its everywhere
Mike: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, not another Greaney Bomb

by beestmode360 November 9, 2009

Greaney

one who does not allow his kids to have motorized vehicles of any kind and is contradicting himself because he was into things like that as a kid

wow kev, big greaney said no... AGIAN!

by achhmed January 18, 2011

Grease Trap

When a over weight male can only have sex doggy style and has to put his stomach on the partners lower back. The sweat and grease build up between the two is known as the grease trap.

Kyle placed his stomach og sarahs lower back then when he was done he licked the grease trap.

by Boxsmasher111 September 14, 2011

greag

When somebody’s literally the ugliest person alive and can’t get into a relationship. Maybe it’s because they have a small penis. Or long vaginal flaps.

Sam is so greag it’s embarrassing!

by Superficial alligators July 5, 2018

Grease

To do very dirty, or wrong
Or, to slander someone.
This generally has a negative connotation.

Marcus: Yo you seen Lamar's busted ass sneakers? Mans probably got them from the fuckin goodwill
Nick: Nah bro why you gotta grease him like that

by armpitjuice May 20, 2020