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best friend 

basically, you fuck with her you fuck with me. don't mess with a girl's best friend.
don't cross her if she has a best friend.
best friend by emilyyylackibg1 March 4, 2016

slush friend 

A slush friend is a person who you Aquaint yourself with who is always doing something wrong and thinks they're better friends with you then they are.
Wow look at Sam with her moldy bread, she's such a slush friend.

Yea she thinks we're great friends but, she's kinda annoying

Best friend...by default 

When someone tells you you're their best friend but you are painfully aware you're their ONLY friend.
Chum: "you're my best friend"
Lee: "yeah! Best friend...by default!!"

Temporary Friend 

A "friend" that is made for a small amount of time. A person to talk to in movies or at a event. As soon as it ends. You have no contact and are strangers once again.
" You were talking to that girl a lot during the movie, you get her number?"
" No, she was just a temporary friend"
Temporary Friend by CorruptDino February 24, 2018

Pistachio Friend 

Lifestyle friends that you don't necessarily have sex with. They may have been vanilla friends first or lifestyle friends that enjoy each other's company, but are not sexually attracted to each other or don't want to have sex with each other for some reason
They are more than my vanilla friends, but not my chocolate friends; they are pistachio friends.

False friend

A fake friend who asks a lot of favors, but never once did appreciate the time he/she consumed nor return the favors you gave....
I remember you and I used to watch each other's back, lookin' out for one another, but this mofucker went and crossed the line. That's when I knew I had to cut him/her off; for you's a false friend! A cancer to our circle.
False friend by TrueDef. February 8, 2019