french mist

Female retaliation for receipt of a Dutch Oven whereby she hovers above her sleeping boyfriend's face and delivers an exceptionally moist and fart.

Amy got me back for trapping her in a Dutch Oven and laid down a filthy French Mist. I'll never be the same again!

by mcginty February 25, 2015

jack french

Jack french is a ginger chubby male who likes the taste of small children particularly ages 10 and below

Have you seen that scary man over there. It must be jack french

by Nathan the beast September 5, 2021

French Trombone

It is a brass instrument. It has a slide, but is also nearly impossible to play. Instead of a trigger, it has a valve to change the key signature. It is high brass and the embouchure is incredibly hard to master. Luckily, it can also go very low unlike the normal French Horn, but can also go very high unlike the Trombone. Normally the people who play it have to be incredibly determined, but also have a sense of humor. Without those two traits, it is hard to keep persistent with it. It is a cursed amalgamation of two pretty cool instruments.

"Wow dude, you play French Trombone? That seems pretty difficult. It does sound good though."

by Sockth December 9, 2018

french burrito

When someone shits in their tidy whitys out of fear

James was so scared of the neighbors dog, while he was running from it, he made a French burrito.

by HappyFresno February 14, 2018

french meadow

A euphemism for a lady part; specifically the vagina. The wording comes from the prediliction of Victorians to name anything associated with sex as "French", e.g. french letter, french kiss, etc., and meadow, referring to the soft grass of a meadow akin to a woman's pubic hair.

I laid in her french meadow for about half an hour, then I took a shower and came to work.

So she says to me, Tony, get your galoshes on and take a walk through my french meadow!

I'm a lawn mower, and her cooch is a french meadow.

by lexicon_T October 19, 2012

french trapper

The French trapper is when one person is fucking another or receiving head from another and decides to rip a fart while holding their partner down so that the partner can enjoy their essence more fully as they provide pleasure.

Today my wife insisted on having sex missionary style, so I decided to spice things up by giving her a French trapper. She said she tasted it, and now I'm doing the knuckle shuffle to relieve my blue balls. Totally worth it.

by Greasy E December 19, 2013

french runoff

the electoral ooze that forms the morning after a nationwide voting bacchanalia.

The voters were so out of it, they gave 'em the old "French Runoff."

by Bernard Lupe April 23, 2017