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Armchair Fighter

Someone who has never fought in their life but has seen combat sports and thinks they're a professional so they write comments critiquing how a fighter should fight. These kinds of basement dwellers are usually found in the YouTube comments of a boxing match, UFC match, kickboxing match, etc.
*Watches boxing match*

John: He needs a more consistent jab, better head movement & keep those hands up. He needs some better footwork as well.

Kyle: Stfu Armchair Fighter
by lil tubby September 5, 2022
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purple headed yogurt fighter

She reached down and caressed my purple headed yogurt fighter...
by Mike Hunttt January 16, 2008
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two hit fight

It is often used as a way to dismiss the threat of an aggressor by saying, "This is a two-hit fight."
A two hit fight is one where 1) I hit you, and 2) you hit the ground.
by Silent Barracuda February 27, 2014
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Fight Club Fridge

n. A refridgerator, in which contents mainly consist of condiments (possibly a half a sixpack of beer and maybe some old moldy cheese). A poorly stocked Bachelor or Bachelorette fridge.
In the movie "FIGHT CLUB", Tyler Durden feigns embarrasment upon returning to his condo that he obliterated, once he comes across his fridge lying in the smoldering mess with it's door flung open, displaying it's contents for the whole world to see.

DJ SB3: "Ewe, Willow what's this in your fridge?, a science expiriment or is that left over take out food?"

DJ Willow from Paris: "Whateves,I'm soooo not embarrased by my Fight Club Fridge, what does it matter when I'm never home anyway?"
by DJ Willow from Paris April 24, 2008
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bun fight

A sustained, overblown argument about a petty matter, usually personal in nature to the participants but not to everyone else.
Tom and Jane have been having a bun fight for weeks about who left the Popsicles to melt in the office refrigerator.
by Hieronymous Wombat November 5, 2008
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Foo Fighters

Mysterous balls of light that followed WWII bombers on their runs. Derived from the French word "feu" which means fire.
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fighting trim

A state of being ready to deal with a situation, because you are properly educated, trained and in good physical condition.
Ex: #1 My friends and I are doing the Tough Mudder in three months so I have to get myself in fighting trim. Ex: #2 Getting in fighting trim has been pretty tough. I've had to eat clean and exercise hard to turn into a lean, mean, fighting machine.
by DR3 Fitness October 6, 2013
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