Flexting

Flirting over text message.

After countless hours of flexting back and forth we finally decided to go out Friday night.

by Lauren Durham December 1, 2007

Fexting

Derived from the term sexting (which means talking dirty via text message and may or may not include photos), this spinoff means to send a photo of the food you just prepared with or without a sexual innuendo attached. Replying to a photo of food received with a double entendre.

Reply to a fexting message:

1. "He/ She's Hot! Does he/she have a sister"
2. "The best meats in the rump"
3. "Nice rack"

by freemind1 June 20, 2011

Flex

to handle something physically (referring to a fight or confrontation)

friend one: i can't believe that bia was dissin' me and mine like that
friend two: don't worry blood, you'll get your chance to flex with that chump

by tha professor November 19, 2003

fletcher

the act of putting a small rodent (usualy a hamster) in ones ass hole sing a plastic tube, or other body cavity not including the mouth

wow that chick got a pretty nasty fletcher

by adam shinobe November 28, 2005

flex

Sex using a variety of positions, requires you to be flexible.

'we don't have sex, we have flex'

by Shareapenis July 28, 2009

flexabiliting

Able to be flexable in the sence of being able to touch your toes

Jon is bad at flexabiliting

by Olivia [Liv] April 11, 2005

flexabating

when a man masturbates while flexing his bicep and looking in the mirror at himself, therefore masturbating at his own flexed muscles.

Cory loves flexabating every night while staring into his full length mirror.

by russell e3 June 7, 2011