by fdny81 December 27, 2021
Get the Chicago Firemug. When something is fire pwned, it means the entire event is already over before it ever even happened. A paradoxical phenomenon that seems to be so appropriately represented in all things on the internet, given the near instantaneous rate at which things become irrelevant or obsolete.
1. It's 2001 and you get Warcraft 7 in the mail. You open the box only to find a piece of paper that reads, "YOU WIN!". Fire Pwned. It's already over.
2. By the time you click a link on the internet, you're already over it.
3. It's so over, I don't even know why I'm still talking about it.
2. By the time you click a link on the internet, you're already over it.
3. It's so over, I don't even know why I'm still talking about it.
by Doctor Banzai May 14, 2011
Get the Fire Pwnedmug. by calijag November 8, 2010
Get the ur firedmug. by Savageroastdiss February 26, 2017
Get the eating firemug. A sexual maneuver based on the terrifying alien abduction scene in the 1993 film of the same name. The act consists of throwing a handful of jizz into your partner’s mouth and then stretching your scrotum over their face. Search for the scene on YouTube for reference.
Claire told me she had an alien abduction sex fantasy so I gave her a fire in the sky and she was totally into it.
by JizzleMcGrizzle March 22, 2021
Get the Fire in the Skymug. A game by Intelligent Systems and published by Nintendo. The strategy based game series is mostly know for the characters and Nintendo not giving a fuck about the character design
person 1: Hey I have you beaten the recent fire emblem?
person 2: Yeah. But I still question why Nintendo let that one character have those melons that exposed.
StarBucks employee: Sir we are right next to a high school and I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
person 2: Yeah. But I still question why Nintendo let that one character have those melons that exposed.
StarBucks employee: Sir we are right next to a high school and I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
by major tasshole March 30, 2021
Get the Fire Emblemmug. by Bayside134 June 7, 2020
Get the Fire Nuggetmug.