Festival Fever

This is a common condition affecting large numbers of people in schools, colleges and workplaces. This disease is made widespread when a small number of people come back from a large festival and tell their friends how good it was. Their friends will then decide to go the next year and will purchase tickets. Other friends or colleagues will then want to go as they think this is starting to become a new trend and like to keep up with whats fashionable. Conflicts often occur when one group dislikes the thought of the other attending the event and arguments are common.
These people are known as Festival Nazis

Festival goer: "that festival was sick, you gotta go next year"
Friend: "yeah definately, we should get all of our friends to come, it will be great"

Festival fever sufferer: "wow they're going to that festival, we should go to"
Festival fever sufferer 2: "yeah, but aren't we copying them"

Unrelated person: "some people are going to this festival, it looks like good fun, lets just go for the banter"
Unrelated person 2: "yeah, Banter!"

by Its behind you! September 8, 2010

suck fest

An unpleasant event in one's life which must be endured as a rite of passage or a badge of honor.

The quality of a person's character is inversely proportionate to the amount they complain during the suckfest.

Mike, "I just found out my unit is going to Iraq for a year."

John, "Fuckin' suck fest!"

Mike, "Yeah."

by dooshkanew September 15, 2009

festical

another word for a festival. the origin is a mistyping of festival but it led to the creation of an even better word!

Person A: I'm gonna go the mighty boosh festical in july.
Person B: should be sweet!

by The Bolt June 10, 2008

Sizzle Fest

The occasion when one or more people smoke crack

Sizzle fest tomarrow at 6 at my house!

by emily March 18, 2005

Future Fest

A colossal 10,000 person rave coming to the Travis County Expo Center in Austin Texas. It will have 4 separate arenas, all for a different type of electronic music. It takes place on June 27, 2009. Get your tickets!

Person 1: Future Fest is going to be the shit! I can't wait to see Evol Intent and Atb and Delta 9!

Person 2: I can't go.. I'm going on a family vacation..

Person 1: Thats lame, but theres another massive rave called Divas coming Labor Day weekend.

by Raving in Austin June 14, 2009

festering flute

When you have anal sex with a girl and you fall off to sleep with your boy still in and you wake up to a blow job.

I got a festering flute this morning.

by dyckdem January 8, 2008

festibal

1. Devinian slang for "moron" or "idiot."

2. A mentally retarded human or animal.

"Dick Cheney mistook his friend for an animal and shot him on a hunting trip!"

"That's silly! What a festibal!"

by Devin J. Green January 8, 2008