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don't whiz on the electric fence!

an extremely fun and educational board game played by stimpy and ren's cousin, sven.
ren: i'm gonna hit ya, and punch ya..
stimpy+sven: noooo!!
ren: ohhh yes.. but first, i gotta take a whiz!
(ren unzips his fly and proceeds to urinate on said board game, shocking the shit out of himself)
catchy advertisement jingle: *don't whiz on the electric fence!*
by timpacalypse February 21, 2009
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fencepost

I have a huge fencepost
by Master of Girth April 4, 2003
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paint the fence

the act of masterbating in a room filled with people
by sallyskellington June 22, 2005
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Fence

The Border line between two things, most often used to describe the borderline between gay and straight.
Example From Death Note:

L Chains himself to Light by the wrist, using handcuffs

Misa: Oh are you on THAT side of the fence Ryuzaki?

Real Life Example:

Person1: Yo, you heard that Ryan crossed the fence recently?
Person2: Woah! you mean he's gay!?
by xxIcexx February 25, 2008
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Fencing

Fencing is a pseudo-sport where college-age, predominantly virgin male anime fags meet to attempt to learn some sort of ancient art of sword fighting. They will tell you they do it for the competition and athleticism involved, but the truth is that they think it's super awesome to be a sword fighter, which might actually be true if common college fencing clubs actually helped you in any way learn the art of swordplay (the art of killing), not the art of getting points for whacking your friends with a stick.

Fencing is one of those activities that might have been a cooler thing to get into if it hadn't been taken over by geeks and nerds (pretty much the same thing has happened to karate and other forms of martial arts in the last few years). Most of them think that when the zombie apocalypse happens they'll be fighting off hordes of zombies with real swords while fellow survivors look on in awe at their amazing display of dexterity and physical prowess. The fact of the matter is that by trying to fight at close range, these wannabe sword masters will be the first to get overrun and bitten, leaving their smarter friends who brought guns to either save them or make the mercy shot.
An actual conversation I had at the gym with one of my friends who got into fencing:

Me: "Hey man, what's up?"
Him: "Not much, just going to fencing club, you should come."
Me: "Nah man, I'm just here to work out, after that I've gotta get over to the labs to work on some stuff for a project."
Him: "Dude, you're a fucking pussy for not coming to fencing!"
Me: "What the hell man, you're a fucking pussy for not working out for real. Have fun beating sticks together with a bunch of other sweaty dudes."
by RC_rep October 3, 2010
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Fencing

when 2 penises cross paths in a threesome
"me and my mate ended up Fencing when we were hammering this bird the other night"
by waynes ear's December 25, 2008
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Felcher

A gay man blows a load into another man's ass and then sucks the nut out of his ass, then spitting it into the other man's mouth, who then swallows it becoming a "felcher".
No man let's not go into that bar. It looks like it might be full of felchers.
by Badwelda July 4, 2008
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