fucked up family

A family full of fucked up people, with messed up roles, genders and minds

A fucked up family is for example The kardashians

fucked up family by Kungfu5 April 8, 2016

The Clown Family

The Clown Family is a gc on Twitter consisting of idiots that don't believe in bagged milk. But they are nice so you still have to love them.

The Clown Family are so nice but bagged milk is superior

The Clown Family by clownfamilyhead July 12, 2020

Family fucker 

A person who fucks multiple members of the family. This includes the father, mother, brother(s), sister(s) and so on.

When I spent the night at my boyfriends house I was so horny I ended up becoming a family fucker.

Family fucker by lalaloveless July 28, 2016

5SOS Family 

The fans for the Australian band 5 Seconds of Summer or 5SOS. A short form for the fandom name is the 5SOS fam. The band consists of Luke Hemmings (vocals, guitar) Michael Clifford (backing vocals, guitar) Calum Hood (vocals, bass guitar) and Ashton Irwin (backing vocals, drums).

Fan 1: Are you part of the 5SOS family?
Fan 2: Of course I love them and their music!

5SOS Family by adedicated5SOSfammember December 29, 2013

Gravy Fame 

Mediocre bands, comics, singers, actors, etc, that are extremely famous because of their above average looks.

Fortunatly, Gravy Fame is almost always ends quickly. (Usually when a replacement poster-boy is found or they become old/ugly)

The entire Disney Channel, Dane Cook, shitload of rappers, J. Lo, etc, etc are all examples of Gravy Fame.

Gravy Fame by His_Name_Is_Zabo June 28, 2008

family-zoned 

when a dude or dudette you are in love with dubs you an unofficial member of their family. hence the classic sentence "you're like family to me."
worse than being friend zoned. or better? who even knows.
(none of this matters of course if you are actually both feeling like bro & sis.)

Dude- I love you! You're like, family to me. I basically consider you my sister now.
Dudette- Yayyyyyy..... *feels all the disappointment*
Dudette- *calls friend* dude i just got totally family-zoned by Joe Bob! *cries*

family-zoned by angiepants94 January 16, 2014

breeder family

A family headed by a heterosexual couple, generally with children or regarded as having a sexual relationship capable of reproduction.

"It is beyond the American Family Association's charter to promote respect for ALL families. Recognizing rights of members of families headed by same-sex couples confers special rights over each and every bonafide breeder family."

breeder family by philw November 30, 2013