Failed Fledgling

Adult children that briefly left home that couldn't make it in the real world and moved back into their parents home (nest)

Did you hear that the Cadman boy moved back home after he couldn't get a job after eight years of college getting a doctorate in Theater Arts? I feel sorry for them about their failed fledgling.

by jmbraben May 19, 2021

Fail tail

When a man attepts to cling to his youth by maintaining long hair in a ponytail. Usually he is also going bald and wears a ball cap as well.

Mark should quit clinging to scraps and cut that fail tail off.

by Freerobotsex July 6, 2010

Fail Lines

1. Lines of snow that appear across a failure's driveway. This person (usually a migrant from Illinois to the fine state of Wisconsin) sucks so bad at shoveling their driveway that they create fail lines in places where the snow overflowed from either side of their shovel. Usually these lines run horizontally for the entire length of their driveway.

2. It can also be a noun describing the person previously described.

1. Man 1: Dude, you have to clean up those fail lines.
Man 2: Yea, I know. Three people already asked if I was from Chicago.

2. "That new neighbor of yours roots for the Bears? He must be such a fail lline..."

by The Wonderful WIz January 18, 2011

Partner fail

When your friend/aquantaince fucks up, then adds you into the problem.

Dick friend: Well since I lost all my money at the casino, I kinda sorta maybe took your credit card and lost that too.

Victim: What a partner fail.

by Timmy-Tuck-Tuck May 14, 2015

Fail bisquit

Phrase used to describe a person, place, thing, act, or event that has drastically failed.

"Dude, you're such a fail bisquit for not catching that." or "This whole trip was a fail bisquit because of the blown tire."

by McFeely Inc. March 1, 2010

fail bin

A fail bin is where features of an item do not make it to the final product. In modding forums it is where failed mods or games are seperated from the others.

*Mod Developer fails to make something decent*
User: This is crap, Im reporting it to a Moderator
Moderator: Another useless mod? Off to the fail bin!

by Doomtodeath March 12, 2014

99% will fail.

What a stupid idiot says on Facebook posts to get attention.

What is 1 + 1? 99% will fail.

by Mici Macko October 6, 2018