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Fail bisquit

Phrase used to describe a person, place, thing, act, or event that has drastically failed.
"Dude, you're such a fail bisquit for not catching that." or "This whole trip was a fail bisquit because of the blown tire."
by McFeely Inc. March 1, 2010
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fail bin

A fail bin is where features of an item do not make it to the final product. In modding forums it is where failed mods or games are seperated from the others.
*Mod Developer fails to make something decent*
User: This is crap, Im reporting it to a Moderator
Moderator: Another useless mod? Off to the fail bin!
by Doomtodeath March 12, 2014
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Royal Fail

When Royal Mail just can't get it right and struggle to deliver your parcels on time. Sometimes they will deliver your items early such as the very next day after you post it whilst at other times they can take twice as long as the estimated delivery time and you get worried about where the parcel is. They are kind of like a rollercoaster between good and bad in a way.
Person 1: When will my parcel arrive.
Person 2: Whenever Royal Mail delivers it.
Person 1: I've waited a week.
Person 2: I know Royal Fail can be like that sometimes.
by MrFunny83 April 12, 2022
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Transitive Fail

In many ways like a chain fail, but which tends to propagate down a line like a domino effect. That is, if when A fails then B fails, and when B fails then C fails, then if A fails, C fails.
Because Adam didn't fill the car up with gas, his girlfriend, Becka couldn't get to work on time. Because Becka couldn't get to work, she could not add the sales figures to Craig's presentation. Because Craig did not have the sales figures, the client fired Craig. Craig, in turn, reported Becka's habitual tardiness to management, which got her fired. Because she was fired due to Adam's lack of forethought, she subsequently dumped him.

Since when Adam failed, Becka failed; and when Becka failed, Craig failed, Adam created a transitive fail.
by BANZ111 October 4, 2011
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99% will fail.

What a stupid idiot says on Facebook posts to get attention.
What is 1 + 1? 99% will fail.
by Mici Macko October 6, 2018
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Failed abortion

Stupid fortnite kid: Yo have you heard of zenitsusbigjuicyass79 he's pretty cool
Me: nah fuck that psychopath he's a failed abortion
by Redsis The Weirdo June 6, 2021
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Compound fail

When two or more fails happen at the same to a single person.
Self explanatory. Compound fail.
by mr.waterproof November 12, 2010
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