Elijah

worst trombone player ever

teacher: do you hear how it sounds bad?
elijah: no
teacher: you stupid motherfu-

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Elijah

A kid who only plays Roblox and Minecraft. Only listens to Eminem. Thinks he's cool but in reality, his mom is begging him to leave.

Elijah: Mic up Cuh. Hop on bee swarm. Gang Gang

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Elijah is a very good guy. He is very likable but very unlikable. Elijah is very athletic. He tends to play 2 sports, (Basketball, Football) they are very freaky, and tend to be born on December. Elijah tends to be funny and unfunny. Elijah is very hot and cute. In relationships he tends to be very shy and is timid. If you meet Elijah, be nice and get close.

Friend 1: “OMG, Elijah is like so goofy. He’s funny sometimes but not always

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Elijah Kiwalabye is the best man to ever live, he has no fears, he’s loved by everyone, and the greatest basketball player of all time. He has the best style in the history of the universe and knows how to put anything together. He gets unlimited girls and is the most loyal person in the world.

OMG!!! There’s Elijah Kiwalabye, he’s the coolest I wanna be like him when I grow up.

by I SAID WOWWWWW April 19, 2022

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