whack the one-eyed worm

to masturbate

Dave got so excited watching the Hammerettes he had to rush off at half-time and whack the one-eyed worm.

by Dunky Oggins November 25, 2003

one eyed bull fly

A mythical creature that symbolizes friendship and good times.

That was such an one eyed bull fly time, I miss those days.

by Talija April 27, 2006

one eyed custard chucker

a cock, penis, dick, wut ever u would like

She swallowed the whole load from my one eyed custard chucker.

by Joeyripps December 16, 2003

the teary eyed knob wash

its when you take a real classy girl to a love movie ie the notebook, and while she crying at the saddest part in the movie, you get her to jerk you off, using her tears as lubricant.

i took that classy skank to see the notebook, and she gave me the teary eyed knob wash

by shallowthoughtsby AB March 03, 2009

one eyed tuna trawler

penis

...his one eyed tuna trawler stood erect...

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

one eyed yogurt slinger

the male peepee in which he jizzes out of his "one eye" (meaning his wee wee.)

"oh man i touched chads one eyed yogurt slinger last night"

by latisha bonquiqui December 13, 2013

one eyed dwarf hamster

A very hairy penis, often confused with an actual dwarf hamster.

Travis has a one eyed dwarf hamster, it's so adorable.

by Magikpineapple April 25, 2014