one thumb driver

Lacking the ability to apply mechanical skills intelligently.
Example: Driving with your thumb up your ass.
Example: Driving in the passing lane while everyone is passing you.

I passed a one thumb driver on their cell phone who didn't have a clue they were holding up traffic.

by Skate38 October 18, 2008

school bus driver

A person who is currently no longer undertaking full time high school education who sleeps with a person still enrolled.

School girl 1: "Did you pull that process engineer last night?"

School girl 2: "Yes he was the best school bus driver i've ever met!"

by Goodnight Bear July 31, 2006

the russian pile driver

The act of a man shitting on the chest of a woman then scooping it into her mouth with his ball-sack.

My wife Asked if I would give her The Russian pile driver after toro loco.

by Kintin January 10, 2014

Pacific Pile-Driver

N. (From the Chinese 鱼磅, or Yú bàng meaning "Fish Pounder") The stinky, sexual act of taking a large skip-jack tuna, or any other, smelly, deep-sea pacific fish, and pounding your partner's genitals with the slimy, scalely, fish, in the middle of intercourse.

Harry: Can i get a fresh tuna? Fishmonger: Yes, but i must ask, why do buy so much pacific tuna? Harry: My Asian girlfriend enjoys a good Pacific Pile-Driver."

by That_guy_in_the_box March 29, 2011

School Bus Driver

Someone you should always thank no matter what.

Jeff: Thanks school bus driver!

Bus Driver: Thank you for thanking me, Jeff.

by Alanspiderkipz July 7, 2018

left-lane driver

A driver who always drives faster than the other cars, that he is almost always in the left lane (trying to pass other cars).

Mark always drives soo fast, he's such a left-lane driver.

by Derek L. December 4, 2007

forty-mile-driver

some knob-head who drivers everywhere at forty miles per hour--speed limits don't affect these people. 70, 30, 50--all read 40!!pricks

was driving down the road, when i had to overtake some forty-mile-driver. as soon as we hit the thirty mile speed limit the prick overtook me!!

by earlfrew April 16, 2009