Defending the hosel

In golf when you have the shanks and want to avoid them you start trying to steer your shots, this is called defending the hosel.

“Chez has had a few shanks, now he’s defending the hosel!”

by Pedro Niños August 10, 2025

Defencacy

Anthony’s version of Deficiency.

Anthony can’t pronounce Deficiency and instead calls it Defencacy.

by audrieluv August 10, 2025

Defending

Oh, well I can explain that.

Hym "So imagine you're defending the guy for doing that thing I was talking about earlier. You would look pretty stupid for doing that if that guy were to turn around an let a sister molester and ree-lon steal your shit. Because it's one thing to make a defense of someone predicated on, like, the banality of groupies and another thing entirely to defend someone who's actively participating in your deprivation. Of both credit an money. And the to learn by way of 'Some More News' that the situation was far different than I had initially intended. And as I said previously, it was starting to look like Ree-lon was pretending and or claiming to be me and THAT is outside of the preview of the essence loan AND I was accused of discrimination. Which I do not do. Accused of discriminating by a Jew. But hey, if there is some kind of information I don't have that would theoretically change my mind I am totally and completely open to hearing it."

by Hym Iam November 8, 2025

bum defender

Catnip timothy

get your bum defender out and slap my face thupence, Willis.

by Henry Rollins November 3, 2003

double derfenstein

When two men of germanic descent trip over something at exactly the same time.

Hans and Finn embarrassed themselves at the party when they double derfensteined over a wire.

by boomorangetang July 30, 2009

Financial Defensive Maneuver

an unnecessary task that most other people will not do, done to secure one’s self financially or to gain some kind of extra wealth.

An action one does to secure themselves financially.

Rob: Where were you last night?
Tom: I was uh...
Rob: You didn't sleep with Barb did you?!!!
Tom: IT WAS A FINANCIAL DEFENSIVE MANEUVER!
Rob: Oh, thats ok then.

by theTERM-INATORcre March 7, 2010

Anal Defendage

A term used in Call of Duty.

It is used when one person is in the front of the plane in Terminal while there is another one covering the anal (back) of the plane.

Basically means to cover the back entrance of the plane.

Shade45Invasion: Yo Matty V! ANAL DEFENDAGE!

TimeCrysis: I got ANAL DEFENDAGE

by Shade45Invasion June 22, 2011