Dancing cactus

its a cactus that will not stop dancing

The dancing cactus is here

by dancing labron james September 29, 2017

Dancing Lance

When the size of the turd exceeds the allotted space within the toilet bowl. When trying to flush the object, it merely darts around the hole not continuing it's journey.

"Damn dude, I had a serious Dancing Lance last night. It took about four flushes before it finally went down."

by toastedfresh October 26, 2017

Dancing Hermione

The character Hermione Granger, dancing. Played by Kelsey Ellison.

I just saw a video of Dancing Hermione. She's awesome!

by D12434132 March 4, 2019

dancing dove

Dancing dove-a very chill and annoying person.loves everyone has cool friends.shes a snake to some people.cant find true lovecause there all fake.and WOAH

Woah is a secret word only few people know about 🤔😂

He: dancing dove
She:dovie
Me:perfers woah

by Dancing Dove January 19, 2019

dancing dove

She is going to grow up to be pretty,and successful young lady that trys to accomplish to make friends . She can be funny in her own way,she loves all her friends and family,she funny,if u loose her trust u probably won't be able to get it back.

Friend: how's live dancing dove
Me: it's alright
#Woah #funny # pretty

by Dancing Dove January 19, 2019

Dancing with the air

Masturbation

The girl told her parents she was going to dance with the air but when she left the room her parents heard her dancing with the air (masturbating)

by Depressed tator tot February 6, 2019

Dancing

Oxford Dictionary defines sport as "an activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or a team competes against another or others for entertainment". By the latter definition, dancing does not qualify as a sport due to the fact it does not take any skill or ability.
In other words fuck LADC dance and cheer

Person 1 Sayin bro fit you doing ih day
Person 2 Fuck all just taken the misses to her dancing competition

Person 1 Nah fuck that shit bro dancing bare easy

Person 2 Ye I fucking know my g it’s not even a sport
Person 1 EXACTLY!!! I’ll come round w some bev we’ll sit and watch the footie (a real sport) and the misses can make some fat scran

Person 2 Fat plan my g

by Syfillis June 12, 2019