When you slap two or three xl magnum condoms on your penis then proceed to have rough sex with another man
by Plump wang69 January 04, 2020
The player in the sport of dong jockey. In the sport 1 person will race against 5 other people riding on chinese ppl named Dong
by Devon+Katy November 22, 2003
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"I dumped a guy because his penis was mishaped and looked like gonzo's nose. I've never seen one so curved!"
"I dumped a guy because his penis was mishaped and looked like gonzo's nose. I've never seen one so curved!"
by Anonymous November 19, 2004
a long cylinrical piece of cheese representing a penis. May be any variety including cheddar, jack, pepperjack, etc.
by maxfalco August 29, 2006
Jason dong, is not a boyscout.. He likes sweet bodies, a blow job, wants a blow job, and eats peanut butter and jelly. He enjoys being drunk and proceedes to attend any college that is chip. Other names are Daryl, Chris, Jared, Travis, Robert, Steve, Elmo, Dr. Lovepie, Babycakes, Andrew, Corey, Phil.
Jason Dong just molested my phone bill with his drunk utters in his call again, when does he wake up.
The nurse at school made a Jason Dong out of the kid when he had a physical, that calls for beer.
The nurse at school made a Jason Dong out of the kid when he had a physical, that calls for beer.
by footsteps August 07, 2009
another name for a rubber raft, also known as a dingy. it may be used on any kind of waters such as oceans, rivers, or lakes.
by claff mega December 03, 2004
The approximately 5in (12.7cm) radius area surrounding, but not including your penis/balls. Like any part of the male body, it is a safe and friendly alternative to the penis/balls to accept injury.
I thought the tennis ball was about to hit me square in the nut sack, but fortunately it just hit me in the almost dong. Holy hell, I'm lucky.
by i do cocaine April 25, 2008