1) (n.) A descendent from a genetic engineer born in Norway, Sweden, or Finland who fornicates while guiding the strings of a puppet to make him/her do the hamster dance.

2. (adj.) The act of speaking to “said”, genetic engineer from Norway, Sweden, or Finland while swinging the hammer of Thor the God of Thunder and while doing so singing the Macarena to your pet hamster.


by Ralph Knowlton & Romen Harper October 07, 2007
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Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount July 11, 2008
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maimi dolphins

The BEST NFL football team to every play football. G.O.A.T.S. The only team to go a perfect season. There one of the team's that come to mind when you think BEST.
The Maimi Dolphins are so good . No one will ever be better that them.
by Finsup🐐🐬🐬 August 22, 2017
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Long range angry dolphin

When you fire a nerf dart at a foe and it wedges itself in between their butt cheeks or inserts itself completely
We were nerf battling and the bastard gave me the old long range angry dolphin.
by Aeden Kirin June 21, 2017
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dolphin weather

Very bad and stormy weather that would normally prohibit physical activity but due to the will of the Whitney Young student body, prohibits nothing
Girl: Are you sure you have to go to practice? The weather is bad.
Guy: Chill baby. This ain’t nothing but Dolphin Weather.
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Baby Dolphin

The term 'Baby Dolphin' is used when you are with a group of close friends in public and you realize that you have diarrhea, bubble guts, or just need to make a serious trip to the restroom without insulting those around you.

This term is mainly used in a serious situations where you must leave a party or event because you're about to soil your pants and embarrass yourself and others around you.

It's a more discrete way of saying that you need to crap rather than saying it out loud. You simply look at the driver and say, baby dolphin!
Last night we were at a killer party and Taylor looked at me and screamed 'Baby Dolphin', I could tell it was serious so we left and stopped at the nearest gas station.

We were on a double date last night with the guys and Sarah sent me a text under the table that said 'Baby Dolphin', so I went with her to the restroom so her diarrhea wasn't so obvious.
by Ricky Roseay July 11, 2013
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squealing dolphin

An act in which you are boning your lady friend and in the midst of her screaming of pleasure you would have to pull out and stick it in her pooper. Then she'll wail like a dolphin.
I was banging Rachel and I attempted the squealing dolphin, let's just say the police were involved.
by FappuccinoCream November 27, 2014
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