Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
Get the SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermimug. 1- A cunt who gets on the nerves of a sexy ass bitch
2- A fish who's dick got missplaced onto its face, therefore the correct name for this animal is a dickhead
2- A fish who's dick got missplaced onto its face, therefore the correct name for this animal is a dickhead
by wonderfins February 22, 2019
Get the dolphinmug. by caribou101 October 15, 2020
Get the riding dolphinsmug. My boi: YOOOO i just smashed bro
Me:good shit fam.
My boi: YYEEEAAAHHH DUDE, I ate her booty pasta and her dolphin dandruff.
Me: too much information bro, how about you smoke my pine real quick to make me feel comfortable
Me:good shit fam.
My boi: YYEEEAAAHHH DUDE, I ate her booty pasta and her dolphin dandruff.
Me: too much information bro, how about you smoke my pine real quick to make me feel comfortable
by Oldbob cheese dick December 3, 2021
Get the dolphin dandruffmug. by PuffTheHoneyBadger April 6, 2019
Get the Dolphinmug. by RyGuy2022 October 10, 2015
Get the Dolphins eyelidmug. by BigRedTime52 June 18, 2011
Get the jerk the dolphinmug.