Doichy

A Doichy is an alternative word for a joint (a cigarette with weed in it)

It's actually pronnounced like Doy-t-chi

This word is usually followed by the words "my friend"

Pass that Doichy My Friend.

This doichy tastes quite supreme.

I love this doichy

Are you rolling a doichy my friend?

by Brad Anderson April 28, 2006

Doing the white man's laundry

- exchanging sexual favors for room and board OR other financial return.
- incorporates reference to days of slavery when slaves did laundry AND were subjected to the various wills of their masters.

"So, you don't have a job. How do you pay for your drug habit?"
"I call it doing the white man's laundry."
"At the laundromat?"
"No, in his pants."

by Stachay December 12, 2007

Doing a fafy

Doing a fafy is when a person fails to an extent that was once thought unbelieveable.

Doing a fafy is when a person fails in a video game to an extent that was once thought impossible.

by Fafy16 August 9, 2009

Doing the welsh

Compulsively lying and exaggerating, seeking attention with bullshit.

Devin said he had 70 grand to blow on a car but he was just doing the welsh

I pretended I crashed my street bike for attention but I was just doing the welsh

by Callingitasitis November 11, 2014

Flippin' the shit and doin' the dig

1. Another way of saying "nuthin' sis," or "nuthin' bro," or "nuthin' couz."

2. Tossing and rotating poop while shoveling dirt or miming the shoveling of dirt.

3. Eating Fig Newtons

-Hey, wutup?

-Ooh you know, just Flippin' the shit and doin' the dig. You?

-Nuttin... What the hell did you just say?

-What? What just happened? I must've blacked out or something-call a doctor.

by Barnaby J October 10, 2008

doing a solid

Most commonly used in reference to doing one a favour. Otherwise used to refer to a massive turd that David takes in your toilet and films on his phone.

1. Hey man you wanna do me a solid
2. David I'm sick of you doing a solid in my upstairs toilet!

by mrpain August 20, 2008

what you doing

A text sent by a dude who wants you to come over for sex. Usually sends it to more than one person at a time to increase his chance of getting lucky. (the recipients are not aware that he has sent the text to anyone but them) If he gets more than one response, he replies to his preferred option. The non-commital nature of the question makes it difficult for any of the unchosen options to accuse him of any wrongdoing.

(Sends text to four girls) "what you doing"
Girl number two is first to respond with "not much, what about you?"
But before he can respond, girl number one (his preferred option) replies! She says "I'm free, wanna catch up?'
All he has to do now is tell girl number two he's tired and is going to bed and tell girl number one to come on over!

booty call brush off casting the net

by Fox99 December 31, 2015