Dork

Someone who can recite the opening to the cars movie

Dork also known as Quentin saying,“Okay, here we go. Focus. Speed. I am speed. One winner, 42 losers. I eat losers for breakfast. Breakfast? Maybe I should have had breakfast? Brekkie could be good for me. No, no, no, focus. Speed. Faster than fast, quicker than quick. I am Lightning. Speed. I am Speed.”

by Cassandra’s mom September 5, 2021

Dork

Someone that got made fun of a lot in school then becomes a murderous socialite later in life to show the world how badass she really was along (even if it was the hitman that did her actual dirty work).

The black widow wasn't the one that bit her husband's head off, she was much too cowardly for that, she had to have a hitman he never met or suspected to be a hitman shoot him dead. She was someone that would never see in the mirror the dork everyone else saw when they looked at her.

by The Original Agahnim November 28, 2021

Dork

Carl

Carl is a dork

by Not Hai August 30, 2022

Dork

Someone that thinks they are the most colorful person in a dull, mild, fake world.

The dork thought of the world and anyone in it that wasn't like minded to her was dull or mild.

by The Original Agahnim July 26, 2021

Dork

A dumbass named John

Look at that dork

by Socks635 May 13, 2016

dork kiara

Kiara, a rather silly individual well known for being a dork though using the phrase 'dork destroyed' which creates a situation of great irony.

In short dork = Kiara and Kiara = dork

This word play is most common in Western Australia, and especially in Perth.

Dork refers to a silly person, and not a whale penis in this situation.

Hi I am Dork Kiara, and I am a dork.

Dork destroyed

I just pulled a massive Kiara

You are such a Kiara

Morton, you silly goose. NO disregard that. You Kiara face.

by clamofthesea January 16, 2010

Dork Scrolling

Endlessly scrolling Dex and Pumpfun for the next runner.

I’ve been Dork Scrolling all day and haven’t found shit.

by KodAyden November 8, 2024