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DEIversity Hire

Fat, ugly, chick hired to present TV shows instead of proper “auto-cuties.” Or a tranny.
As she struck another blow for the sisterhood, DEIversity hire, Gargantua, couldn’t understand her paucity of ratings. Or soap.
by Maggie T November 24, 2025
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Bus Drivers' Rules

When somebody enforces rules that nobody has heard of until now.
In the winte of '62, I moved from the corner of Lake and 30th streets to get in out of the -31 degree cold. I came out of the laundromat that provided a modicum of relief from the wind and cold to catch the Minneapolis City Bus. The driver stopped but said I couldn't use my transfer, because I wasn't being picked up at the CORNER OF 30TH AND LAKE STREET. I paid the fair with a grumble, saying "This sounds like Bus Drivers' rules, 'You Make Them Up As You Drive Along.'" There was some murmuring of agreement from the other passengers. He didn't throw me out into the Minus 31 degree night.
by Past Pedestrian September 6, 2009
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Docker Diver

A docker diver is someone who cannot keep their hands out of the ashtray and is constantly searching for another docker-fresh hit.
"That dude with the afro is such a docker diver, i saw him smoke 3 dockers in a row the other day"
by mr_tong May 3, 2010
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Floor Diver

One who has a tendency to get drunk of a small amount of alcohol...mainly four lokos. Then once full blown unexplainably drunk--spills, falls, and does ridiculous activities with little or no use of their body. All eventually leading them to fall to the floor covered in alcohol, food, trash or whatever else is in there way. These floor divers also enjoy talking shit to whoever they can at the party or on the street.
Joe we knew you shouldn't have drank those four lokos. You've been an expert Floor Diver all night.
by shredder141 September 30, 2010
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crotch diver

Those who indulge themselves in others crotches..

Southern version of a lesbo..
dude this place is full of fudge packers and crotch divers..
by babybrd December 9, 2010
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rump diver

by Lllpf July 12, 2015
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Eagle diver

Someone who performed oral sex on a Colonel in an armed forces branch.
"Dude, I earned my Eagle Diver status last night. That chick was an Army Colonel."
by preparationh September 6, 2016
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