Scuba dive the Titanic

A creative way of telling someone to kill themselves!

If you scuba dive the titanic you'll die instantly due to being crushed by the water pressure.

Person 1: *Does something annoying or stupid*
Person 2: What the fuck did you do that for. Scuba dive the Titanic, idiot!

by LordJenal July 2, 2023

Dive In

To have sex with a woman and make her orgasm !

Trey songz said “ohh I’m bout to dive In” but I couldn’t find him so he could do it

by AquariusTae November 23, 2021

scuba-diving

Where you use a straw or swizzle-stick to probe down into da big “scuba”* ice cream in yer cone to determine if da diner’s soda-jerk remembered to include yer prize at da bottom, or to check and see if there is indeed a delightful sticky-creamy chocolate-fudge center.
*Apologies to Abbot & Costello for swipin’ their joke here. :P

Redneck psychologist: I’ve found that one of the best --- and least painful/intrusive --- ways to determine if a client has obsessive-compulsive tendencies is to take him out for ice cream at a fast-food joint that offers a fun little prize down inside the cone, and then I simply observe whether my client performs a “scuba-diving” action before he finishes the ice cream.

by QuacksO September 15, 2018

The dive

When a "crack addict" takes a shit, and is out of crack so he/she reaches into the toilet and picks apart her/his feces in order to get the morsels of leftover crack and re-use them.

Guy 1: "Yo where's Matty? I got some dope shit he should try"
Guy 2: "Aw fuck man you just missed him, he went to the bathroom. Probably in there getting ready to do the dive"

by TheNewt June 14, 2019

Freedom Dive

When a fat american bitch is so fat, that you can use her pussy as a swimming pool to play Marco Polo in with your friends.

Yesterday after college, I went Freedom Diveing with my homies.
Ok!

by aiwefal May 1, 2025

Chin Dive

When you’re sitting and fall asleep face down, basically, your chin took a dive

My girl woke up from a hard chin dive and her neck was banging! Honey, lean back next time cus chin diving was so 1990’s.

by Madeintheshade April 22, 2020

curb diving

Being blind drunk and stumbling on the curb.

John,”How did you bust your lip/ lose your tooth?” Chip “I went curb diving after I left the pub.”

by Prof Paradox March 29, 2024