Dickin’rifuckulous

what thy is saying does not make sense nor does it have truth.

I called customer service three times, and each time I was transferred to a different department with no resolution. The whole experience was dickin’rifuckulous.”

by Dickin’rifuckulous June 14, 2024

dickinshmurf

when you stroke your cock so hard that the tip gets sore and bleeds down the shaft of the penis and soaks your pubic hair

Person 1: Dude! I just got a dickinshmurf!

Person 2: holy shit dude, you must be shooting blanks at this point

Person 1: Yea, my dick hair is soaked with blood

by tinglytiptoucher December 7, 2024

Dicking

It’s a casual, somewhat slangy expression used to convey frustration or a decision to stop engaging with something that’s proving to be too troublesome or not worth the effort.

I’m done dicking with this.

by Macdaddyaz January 2, 2025

dickminiscing

The act of nostalgically recalling or reflecting on past encounters, experiences, or sightings involving dicks—often with humor, curiosity, or disbelief. A playful twist on “reminiscing.”

“Happy is the type to be dickminiscing every second of the day.”

Or slightly more playful:

“Happy stays dickminiscing every second of the day like it’s a full-time job.”

by Dickminiscing March 17, 2026

dickinatornizernilbopilizationnationcuminflationsuckalisciousvolcanoscoliosis

basically just something in place of LOL or skull emoji

bro that was so funny, dickinatornizernilbopilizationnationcuminflationsuckalisciousvolcanoscoliosis

by gay5656 March 20, 2025

Dickin'

to repeatedly beat the shit out of someone with your dick

Keep acting like that and your getting dickin'

by Anyonewannagetglobbed April 21, 2025

dickin a dime

Fucking a perfect hottie.

"She was so fine, I was dickin a dime."

by Notorious Big Ole D August 6, 2025