Daved

Drunk, pissed, sozzled, wankered or otherwise intoxicated as a result of alcohol

I schwear to God, I've neffer been scho daved in my entire liffe!

by Crazy Frog September 15, 2008

dave bender

Name definition made up by combing the definitions of "dave"&"Bender"

Guy1:there is a homosexual male on my block who always has a bender Guy2:lol,he's a dave bender. a homosexual crackhead

by Random_name_definitions16 June 20, 2009

Daved Out

To be "Daved Out" means not being adequately prepared.

It is 6 days before Mike's wedding and he does not have anything to wear. He will totally be "Daved out" at his own wedding.

by PupTouch October 4, 2010

Dave Loll

One who's penis is so large it makes you nervous and you laugh out loud literally.

I tried to keep a straight face, but when he dropped his pants he was a Dave Loll!

by hroswitha June 10, 2011

Dave's Law

That no matter where or when you go to a library, you will automatically have had an overdue book and owe a hefty fine.

Sorry I can't pay for McDonald's, I had to pay the library who totally Dave's Lawed me.

by A BLT. August 31, 2011

dave munday

Crazy mf who went over the niagra falls in a barrel

Dave Munday is a crazy mf.

by The Fattest Kid January 14, 2015

Daveism

A Daveism is the term that refers to a vocabulary mistake said by someone called Dave.

It happens quite often, especially when Dave is tired, drunk or excited.

Manda: "Quiz question one: name the title of Harper Lee's novel".

Dave: "Erm, erm, How to Kill a Mockingbird?"

Manda: "...it's just To Kill a Mockingbird. You've done a Daveism".

by feline339 September 23, 2014