dad mom

the ultimate parent

youre such a dad mom

by killerkid123 November 12, 2019

Deadbeat Dad

A fucking wanker who doesnt give a shit about the kids he never wanted in the first place.

My dad is a deadbeat dad! I havent seen him for years and he never sends money because he is a cunt!

by BOROKING June 21, 2016

dad dukes

Another word for dad

Mann...dad dukes trippin bout letting me get da car tonight.

"Ah Bra, how we gettin to da strip club?" "Dad dukes gone take us bra."

by Brianna M. Hill May 06, 2008

Cat Dad

A man with at least one cat

"My cat ate my White Castle and I didn't do anything about it. Am I a bad cat dad?"

by leo3375 March 25, 2010

deadbeat dad

An idiot who knocked up his woman, married her, got caught fucking his secretary, got bitchslapped with divorce papers, and refuses to pay up child support because the woman won't let him see the kids.

This is why condoms were invented, people. Use them.

by DarkMillennia August 25, 2003

My dad

Leaves, comes back for food, then leaves again.

“Mommy, when will my dad be back?”
“The next time he wants food”

by NoodleHeadAss April 02, 2018

whatever dad

dad is right

father points out a fact to child and child responds with "whatever dad"

by Texas dad September 09, 2010