David had insomnia and stayed up all night because he was coffee cursed. He knew that he wouldn't be able to fall asleep unless he cured his craving, meanwhile knowing that coffee would also keep him awake. It was a lose-lose situation.
by nightlover November 4, 2012
Get the coffee cursedmug. When you troll the current fantasy football commissioner into quiting and then you become the commissioner. The result of which, jinxes the new commissioner to have his fantasy season crumble to pieces in the playoffs. See also Madden curse.
by No Bell, No Problem.... December 3, 2018
Get the commissioner’s cursemug. The Zektupliatev curse is one of the most cruel curses of them all. Once infected, you will see a cascading effect of doom. DOOM. There is no escape.
by Povvvv October 9, 2021
Get the zektupliatev cursemug. When you date Irish men and they have small dicks. Aka carrot dicks. It’s a curse. Probably a curse from the English. Can be associated with ginger Irish men but can be all Irish men.
I met this great guy but he is an Irish ginger. He’s been hit with…. The curse of the Irish Carrot. His dick is small and I don’t feel much. I’m devastated.
by Sucks longer May 9, 2022
Get the The curse of the Irish carrotmug. by the shmoe zone October 23, 2020
Get the mt cursemug. When Big Tony joins your group as a bandwagon fan (like a sports team), a great misfortune will befall the group. This is an equivalent of a dark cloud hanging over someone.
by Party Tony October 19, 2018
Get the The Curse of Big Tonymug. A curse where after you post an Instagram with a girl you're banging, she breaks up with you soon after.
by tech4life February 26, 2017
Get the insta cursemug.