CARPET TOOTSIE

another word for the droppings of small dogs left on carpet; usually laid where you are most likely to step on them.

Man, that freaking Chihuahua laid out a carpet tootsie in the hallway that I didn't see and stepped smack in it!

by babates February 9, 2006

Chewing the carpet

One woman eating out another woman

Woman: I'm going to Lucy's
Man: Why?
Woman: Chewing the carpet

by Strongasanoxe September 5, 2016

Cape Girls

Cape girls are girls who think they are better than every other girl in MA, and every other girl in the world. Little do they know, they are sadly mistaken. They are snotty, selfish girls who are only concerned about being thin and their tans. Guys see right through them. They are the most horrific group of girls you will ever encounter, so beware. All other girls in the world think they are pathetic, and the joke is really on them. Keep bleaching the hair ladies, the joke is on you!

snobbish, selfish, need to grow up

by Sarah S May 3, 2005

capesh

It means 'do you understand?' in Italian. Often used in the late 80's early 90's show Full House.

see any episode of Full House with Uncle Jesse and Michelle together.

by youstillsuck November 14, 2004

carpe diem

Latin for "seize the day". Made famous by Dead Poets Society.

by Ms T February 23, 2003

cape girl

Fat, very loud, shrill voices. Smokes way too much pot to pass high school. Usually quite fat, loves to party on the beach and let it all (mainly her gut) hang out. Can drink about 6 beers before she can't stand anymore and has sex with a wigger whose pants can fit easily 5 to 6 more people in them. Fat.

Damn man, look at that fat slut over there. Just because she's blonde and fake tanned doesn't mean she's hot - typical cape girl.

by CapeGuy February 11, 2006

carpe nox

seize the night

an adaptation of the more popular saying - carpe diem seize the day.

Jane did not want to go out that evening, but Jack said, "carpe nox," and she was convinced.

by championgirl June 27, 2004