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Crank Message

“ a message that tries to imply it’s not a suspicious or has a different intent but totally does “
Hey - this isn’t a crank message, but would you like to come and do ……
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Cranks

One who used to hit lots of homeruns in highschool. Also might be referred to someone who used to have no neck. Or has meaty tires.
Are you playing softball this summer? Are you kidding me..They used to call me Cranks in highschool.
by Dr. Micheal Roberts February 4, 2010
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crank on him

when you crank 90s on some shitter on fortnite
he's so bad i cranked on him so hard
crank on him
by Garbage kid February 22, 2021
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Cranking

Wanking viciously and crying so hard that your nob cheese melts
Hey have you heard from John lately, nah mate he's been on life support after a serial cranking episode
by Uncle tugnut July 23, 2025
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Crank

1. Used to describe a person who is crazy. 2. A slang term for drugs, usually heroin. 3. A slang term to do something with power or vigorous motion. From the German work "krank" which also means "sick."
"He's a bit of a crank."
"Wow, that's some good crank."

"He really cranked that ball out of the park."
by Grcman November 9, 2017
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Crank

a crank is a creature from the movie trilogy and book series The Maze Runner.

its described as a zombie-looking creature, with pale skin, and reddened eyes. They're very skinny, so you could see their bons underneath their skin. they have extremely black and/or red veins as well as some sort of strings out of their skin, making them stick to the wall in some of the scenes in The Maze Runner movies.
person 1: "what are those zombie things?"

person 2: "those are the Cranks!"
by ★pjo_tmr_nerd★ April 21, 2024
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cranking the flop

Masturbating With a half-erect member
Joe was trying to break his masturbation record, but by the 4th go he was just cranking the flop.
by BadWolfxMYQx June 3, 2014
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