A device for measuring gaydiation; similar to gaydar, but used to measure flamboyant (i.e. dangerous) gayness rather than to subtly distinguish those in the closet from metrosexuals.
by qchu February 8, 2009
Get the Gaygar counter mug.when two males are discussing who they fancy and they name the female that every other male fancies.
Its the highest status a female can receive in school or at work in terms of who fancies her.
Its the highest status a female can receive in school or at work in terms of who fancies her.
Male 1: "So which one of the girls do you fancy then."
Male 2: "Jane"
Male 1: "Yes I fancy Jane as well but everyone fancies Jane, you have to name someone else, she doesn't count."
Male 2: "OK I also fancy Sarah."
Male 1: "I also fancy Helen."
Male 2: "Jane"
Male 1: "Yes I fancy Jane as well but everyone fancies Jane, you have to name someone else, she doesn't count."
Male 2: "OK I also fancy Sarah."
Male 1: "I also fancy Helen."
by covdav October 13, 2010
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"HAHA!!!111!!! 34T D4T B1TCH, 1M L337!!!!111 1 PWNZ J00 FUCK1NG N00B!" ~ Nerd
"Wow, that bitch AWP'd me on Counter-Strike...maybe he's constapated or something." ~ Bill
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a persons NUMBER count of how many people they have had sex with.
Having oral or manual sex also applies.
According to my research, lesbianism does not raise a woman's n-count. Especially if said lesbians are "hot" and not "man-hating-butch-dikes.
Having oral or manual sex also applies.
According to my research, lesbianism does not raise a woman's n-count. Especially if said lesbians are "hot" and not "man-hating-butch-dikes.
Example 1.
"It's 20fucking13 and we still live in a ridiculous, sexist society where a large amount of women are concerned about their n-count getting too high. They also don’t want their n-count to be too low, lest they be seen as prudes."
Example 2.
The Societal expectation of sex doesn't make any sense:
- Men are expected to have a high n-count by having sex with many, new women constantly.
- Women are expected to remain virgins until married - the holy grail/end all be all for women. Barring that, they must have a very low n-count.
(Is there an agreed on number from the bro-verse, makers of all laws, on just what is the acceptable amount of dicks one is "allowed" to have inside of one's vajay? Is 3 an acceptable amount? 4? 9? Is 12 too many dicks? Just how many dicks or how high does a woman's n-count have to be before a woman has been deemed a worthless?
- And hetero sex is the "default" or "norm". (NO QUEERS! HOMOS ARE FROM SATIN! well, unless it's 2 or more girls and the hetero dudebros can watch/join in then that's acceptable )
- I’m really confused how all these men are supposed to be having large amounts of sex with different women resulting in a high n-count for themselves
"It's 20fucking13 and we still live in a ridiculous, sexist society where a large amount of women are concerned about their n-count getting too high. They also don’t want their n-count to be too low, lest they be seen as prudes."
Example 2.
The Societal expectation of sex doesn't make any sense:
- Men are expected to have a high n-count by having sex with many, new women constantly.
- Women are expected to remain virgins until married - the holy grail/end all be all for women. Barring that, they must have a very low n-count.
(Is there an agreed on number from the bro-verse, makers of all laws, on just what is the acceptable amount of dicks one is "allowed" to have inside of one's vajay? Is 3 an acceptable amount? 4? 9? Is 12 too many dicks? Just how many dicks or how high does a woman's n-count have to be before a woman has been deemed a worthless?
- And hetero sex is the "default" or "norm". (NO QUEERS! HOMOS ARE FROM SATIN! well, unless it's 2 or more girls and the hetero dudebros can watch/join in then that's acceptable )
- I’m really confused how all these men are supposed to be having large amounts of sex with different women resulting in a high n-count for themselves
by shifuku October 8, 2013
Get the n-count mug.This is my adaptation of the old saying "Don't count your chickens before they hatch". It essentially means the same thing which is not to depend/rely on something until you actually posses it or it has come to fruition (although this has a more sexual and masaginistic twist to it.
Jeremy, inventor of the jarvik artificial heart, is counting on buying a new car with money he'd potentially make from manufacturing DMT, a highly potent psychedelic tryptamine, in his home laboratory and illegally distributing it on the street to worthless junkies. His intentions are to use his new car to carry out a violent and fatal drive-by shooting on this kid mitch who punked him on some fake molly, a powerful version of the popular rave drug ecstasy. His lover/best friend, rat-tail, knows there is a high likelihood that a number of things could go wrong and that he might not actually make the money he intends on making and may even get popped or blow up his house during the process of refining the DMT. He says to his home girl rat-tail, "Yo biatch when I get me that sweet 97' Plymouth Prowler we're gonna go bust some caps in 'dem asses son". Rat-tail replies "Yo I know your penis is gargantuan and what not, but how do you know you are going to get that cheddar to get that ride to put down those trifling ass punk bitches? I mean all I'm saying Jeremy, inventor of the jarvik artificial heart, is DON'T COUNT YOUR CHICKEN HEADS BEFORE THEY SWALLOW".
by The Dark Anus (JC) November 28, 2007
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