don't kick yer coon dog

Colloqialism from the American South, literally means don't bit the hand that feeds you.

BILLY: God damn, woman! Old man Winter's makin' me work on the weekend ho'ing his damn soil!
SUSIE: Well is he payin' you that there overtime?
BILLY: Yeah. So?
SUSIE: So shut yer trap and put on yer work boots for an extra day's pay! We need to get little Billy new shoes and our roof busted a hole again!
BILLY: Aw, Susie-
SUSIE: I said shut it! Don't kick yer coon dog!

by HelenHar July 22, 2008

Stinky pan faced corn coon

A very stinky, pan faced person of Mexican descent

Salma Hayek is a stinky pan faced corn coon

by Gobshmackle October 19, 2021

happier than a 'coon in a roastner patch

happier than a racoon in a patch of roasted corn; extremely happy (appalachian)

He's happier than a 'coon in a roastner patch

by @ibreiden May 16, 2016

you're hotter than a coon dog on a fresh track

Your so good looking that you make a person's Hart rase and howl as is they were a hunting hound on a fresh animal track

Damn girl you're hotter than a coon dog on a fresh track

by Jonnyblow December 19, 2016

Coon

A well disguised disaster. My neighbors dying dreams, living them.

That coon lost his tail.

But he has a new tale.

by Joefoglionono October 25, 2023

Border Coon

A fella of Spanish decent who crosses the boarder illegally.

Oh look, it’s a border coon climbing the wall!

by RustyDog69 July 27, 2021

Coon

An Australian cheese, named after it's founder Edward William Coon.
The brand name however, has come under some controversy for the words racial connotation towards black peoples.

Yeah mate, chuck us the Coon for the kids sanga's!

by spottedcock March 12, 2021