Male birth control

you're shitty personality or looks prevent you from getting girls or prevents women wanting to get with you/ have children with you.

did you hear that billy is a trump supporter?
not surprised, he's like male birth control.

by haileyy.k March 8, 2021

It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption

It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption

It’s to inform you that there are so many cats in the kitchen surrounding, please ask your pest control team for adoption

by adnan0007 October 10, 2022

Cruise Control

When you run down the street while pissing on the wall/fence.

Hey dawg, I dare you to cruise control.

Okey dokey, homes, I'll try not to make the walls too wet!

by Diggidy Dawg March 29, 2017

pest control

What Eggman can't call.

Eggman can't dial pest control

by Pest control February 1, 2008

Lost Control

When you are playing a game and suddenly your mouse flies away. Infuriated, you stand up and piss all over your keyboard. The pressure from the urine hitting the keys will always type out "im losing control!!!". Sometimes there can be more or less exclamation marks depending on how fast you piss.

you remember that guy who takes 2 second piss? Ya he lost control the other day and hit at least 9001 exclamation marks.

by FlyingBallsack July 29, 2009

Mind control

When you get controlled by some random ugly bitch named Auden

Ahhh I’m being mind controlled by an ugly bitch

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

control-alt down fool

A figure of speech used when in a playfull wrestling match. It is used to tell the opposition to back down and that you are coming in.
This can also be used if you are aggravated by a person talking in a derogatory way about someone who is dear to you so you tell them to "control-alt down fooool". It hopefully shuts them up.

Person3: Control-alt down fool imma bust some tees!
*KAPOWWWWW* raah.
Person1: arghhh mannn my ribs, duuuude watchu playin at??

by raah_its_teeh April 15, 2008