going commando

*To masturbate.

*A type of military operation and technique involving a solo commando unit.

*To not wear underwear (the reason for this really revolves around the fact that commando missions are so intense that you supposedly shit your pants...thus if you don't wear underwear during a commando mission, you basically test yourself in the attempt to ensure that you don't crap yourself during the mission).

SOMEONE : "Looks like Dave's goin' commando today!"
ME (in camoflauge & aviator shades) : "Hey, I'm wearing underwear today."

by Dave April 1, 2004

Keyboard Commander

Person behind the keyboard.

I am the great keyboard commander and my words will haXor your computer n00b.

by Diane aka the BITCH July 15, 2005

conman

a gay guy that claims to be a big artist to attract attention, a homosexual with blonde hair and lives in California,

I was watching videos on a conman that claimed to have been dating kim kardashian even though they are 8 years apart.

by Drogo Baggins March 8, 2011

11th commandment

An additional commandment added by God which states:

Thou shall not spoon another man's meat.

You just went and stole the friend I wanted you jerk. You don't spoon another man's meat. That's the 11th commandment

by balls? January 5, 2009

commander cool

1)the coolest person in the world!!!

2)a commander that is cool.

3)the best person in the world!

"Brittney was concidered the greatest commander cool in the world."

by bubie April 21, 2006

commandeer

to be designed and developed

This website was commandeered by Clip Creative.

by mcclippyclippyclipclip September 3, 2010

coman

an asian

Johnny: wow hes Asian
Bill:t hats coman

by iilagfaiogbiow`123 May 17, 2018