Demon child

Caillou

Mom: Hey demon child
Caillou:Oh hey

by Lmao_Brazy November 25, 2018

Problem child

A problem child not to be confused with a problematic child (a child who actually does bad things) is a child who (usually middle) is blamed for every problem even if there is no real problem. The parents usually think that the child is an attention seeker when the child wants nothing to do with attention.

That problem child of mine is going through another one of their phases. Their just a little attention sponge aren't they.

by T1nky W1nky November 21, 2021

Reject child

Hannah frost

that is all you need to know

Omg u reject child

by ❤Spazzasorousrex❤ April 2, 2017

Holy Child

a School of sluts who act like a bunch of morons

HCgirl1: Hey lets go study
HCgirl2:oo look a cute boy
HCgirl1: Lets go give him head!
HCgirl2: me first!

by Bobius Maximus December 25, 2004

Black Child

Part of the INC, he'll gutt fitty with his blade!

"50, i had knife, u had a gun, u aint pop nuthin, i poked u, u called 9-1-1" - The Real Wanksta, Black Child

by Orlando April 3, 2005

mercedes child

a rich stuck up kid, stuck in their mothers perception of the world and the most familiar way of travelling to school in the morning is staring at the inside of thier leather-lined mercedes-benz.

Look, there goes a mercedes child.

by moll September 10, 2005

ass child

A child bourne from the ass of a man, who is impregnated through ass-fucking.

Oh GOD! Garufi is having an ASS CHILD!

by =flippy= July 11, 2006