carrot balloon

Those wind sock things that are orange and look like carrots

Oh look at those carrot balloons blowing in the wind!

by daboomtish August 21, 2016

Baby carrot

When a man has a dick the size of a fucking baby carrot, its so small it can fit up ones nose. BE CAREFUL!!!! DO NOT ENGAGE WITH CARROT DICK PEOPLE!!!!!! Find a big ol eggplant ;)

His dick was like a fucking baby carrot like boy what the hell boy

by gaygayhomesexualgay February 19, 2022

carrot

haha pee

i fucked a carrot

by ,jkhwaoifhwief May 20, 2022

Carrot Fingletooter

When two or more romantic partners come into the respected holding of a gathering dressed in carrot uniforms and try their best to fart the stem off each other. you can only win if one gets pink eye or the stem gives way

“Yeah boys definitely come round tonight with your wife’s we can get a 8 way Carrot Fingletooter”

by Andy Pipkin67 August 28, 2025

Carrot

Carrot is a player in Among Us who is always suspicious and usually the imposter.

"Carrot looks sus." "To be fair, Carrot is always sus."

by carrot=sus March 31, 2021

Carrot picker

Ryan

You FUCKING carrot picker!

by Not a carrot picker February 3, 2024

carrot

a long stick that is orange. it grows under the ground and is very yummy.

your mom shoved a carrot up her ######

by farquad69er April 5, 2023