sessler cake

The act of shitting on the side of or next to a fine champagne cake.

Dude, I cant play CoD now, you made it a sessler cake.

by guimonkey November 6, 2009

Life cake

Alternative word for a females butt, highly recommend to be confused with dessert

Damn, Sammie has that life cake

by Dgklegit March 18, 2017

For fudge cake

A more polite but equally comprehensible version of "For fuck's sake". They'll know what you restrained yourself from saying. Can be used in both senses of the original phrase.

1. "Isn't that your girlfriend with Texas Pete over there Superted?"
"For fudge cake! I just bought the heifer a holiday!"

2. "For fudge cake, please refrain from sticking your fingers in the fudge cake."

by conciliation March 8, 2009

cake flushing

When you recieve a cake that is of no use, often as it cannot be carried through customs, it can be, for humourous results, flushed down the toilet.

This is cake flushing with Nick Frost.

by Mattus111 June 29, 2007

cunt cake

On heavier girls, it is the protruding roll of fat just above the vagina. Also known as a "gunt".

You can really see your mom's cunt cakes in those stretch pants.

by Kevin Hohl November 13, 2006

fat cake

awesomely awesome... its a cake ball filled with marshmallow cream and covered in sugar! can be fried

a fat cake is like a peep but way better and awesomer

by Fat kids crave the fattness January 21, 2012

Welsh cake

To be the greatest friend in the world. Usually welsh, male and aesthetically pleasing.

'I love that Callum, welsh cake I do'

by bickyyyyy July 28, 2009