HONEY: Your "bridge brother"? What, do you play bridge together?
MIKE: No. You remember my half brother, Steve?
HONEY: Yes.
MIKE: Well, Alex is Steve's half brother on his Mom's side of the family. So Alex and I are not "blood" brothers, so to speak, we're just related by the marriage and divorce and remarriage of our parents.
this is legit deadass the worstest insult you can use on someone,worse than your mom gay, your dadlesbian and your granny a tranny say it out loud and every nigga within a 17 feet radius just dies as they hate their brother being their mother
john: your granny a tranny
you: oh yeah well your brother your mother
john: fucking dies
having a weakness that you know makes your life miserable but you still do it because you have zero self-discipline.
however, it can always be argued that you just don't know better because you're like your own little special needs brother
dude: "i cheated on my girlfriend last night with that hot blonde. if she finds out she'll be bitchin' all week."
other dude: "just blame it on your own special needs brother."