dog brain

a dumbass or mentally challenged person

Don't chug the Pepto Bismal, dog brain!

by Beavis Bung Wipe ogre shamdoe flava lasa May 13, 2005

brain hampster

the hamster that runs on the wheel in your brain making thought possible

I can't think anymore, I think my brain hampster died!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

brain pollution

a shitty band that everyone hates

brain pollution sucks

by pholll March 27, 2008

brain viagra

the act of needing a dirrty phrase or word but are inable to think of it

I need brain viagra

by tripolar92 & Sara January 17, 2009

Brain Plan

When you make a mental plan to do something at some point in the future.

I've made a brain plan to go take food out of the Marks and Spencers bins later at around 1am.

by phospheris March 14, 2009

Brain Wrestling

The act of achieving dominance in a conversation through the use of intellect. Slightly off-topic interjections and questioning are often used to force the recipient into a defensive position allowing the aggressor the power to direct the conversation/situation to his/her pleasing.

A: Why are you just standing around? Wipe tables. Do something. We're not paying you just to stand around.
B: I'm getting paid $3/hr
A: Whats your point?
B:(walks away not having to do more work; Brain wrestling success)

by Komoniwannalayea July 31, 2012

brain browsing

Getting lost in thought.

In math class, I was brain browsing about the weekend.

by Cynthia9512Vivian March 27, 2014