Boring-ness

Boring person, place or thing. The state of being boring. For those who do not know what this is, imagine working in an office cubicle, staring at an Excel spreadsheet full of numbers and pivot tables and your job is to find the ONE number in the sheet that is missing the decimal. Drool slowly evaporates from your lips as you stare slightly teary eyed with your mouth slightly agape you are dimly aware of being in a mindset of between sleep and nausea and have a growing sense of a need to escape, but you can't. Your ass has gone numb from becoming Boring-ness.

While working in an accounting office of 100 poeple, all you can hear is the scratch of pencil and clackety clack of the keyboard, your mind slowly turns to mush as you become the embodiment of boring-ness.

by Food Science Geek Squared September 19, 2012

Elephant Boxing

(verb) - The act of a male with elephantitus of the genitals repeatedly slapping his genitalia onto members of the opposite sex in an effort to: a) cause as much damage to the other partner (resulting, ultimately, in a knock-out), and b) reach climax.

John was elephant boxing with me last night, and I lost a tooth.

by JGottli December 14, 2008

Shit Boxing

The act of taking a shit and smoking marijuana at the same time.

"Dude, I'm totally shit boxing my bathroom right now. Damn Taco Bell glued me to the toilet."

by whackietahbackie November 25, 2011

Wish boning

Going dick to dick on a sounding rod

Than when pulled apart whoever gets the rod gets to make the wish

Me and my friend were wish boning last night and he got to make a wish

by A cuck named wishbone October 9, 2021

tunnel boning

this is what a person does when they are in the middle of preparing a large leg of lamb for a lavish family dinner, often including in-laws. What they do is remove the bone with an inappropriately long knife for the job, creating a cavity within the meat. Once that is done, the person then pulls his trousers down and gleefully slides his privates into the cavity- thus tunnel boning the leg of lamb.

Oh man! Mark is so into tunnel boning! He does it all the time when he cooks for his in-laws!

by e.l.f April 16, 2008

hot boxing

The act of hiring two attractive individuals (usually female strippers) to engage in fisticuffs

It's been a long, stressful day. I could really go for some hot boxing.

by KJ? June 28, 2011

boxing that

having sex with someone. typically a phrase said to a man to describe his booty call. similar to "you getting some"

Matt: Dude you are with that girl all the time. you boxing that?

Eddie: nah. not yet. maybe if I turn straight.

by weaponxmp1 April 23, 2009