Bleached asshole

Bleached asshole is a term used to describe a rude, angry person who tries to convince others that they are actually nice or better than others.

Sort of like a fake bitch.

Can you believe the way she treats people? She yells and acts morally superior. She’s just a bleached asshole and I hope no one falls for her play.

by She is Petroff February 14, 2024

bleach the pig's asshole

Cleaning something to an extreme or unusual degree.

You have been cleaning your lawn mower all day I can see myself in the blades, are you trying to bleach the pig's asshole?

by P0rky69 February 14, 2024

Blaffle Stomp

When you receive a blumpkin while in the shower and then you waffle stomp the shit down the drain.

“Dude, I hopped in the shower and received a blaffle stomp”

by Garrick_Robidue March 25, 2024

Blealangoy

A feeling that is a combination of bliss, jealousy, anger and joy

I can’t believe you’re on vacation and eating at my favorite restaurant! I’m so blealangoy!

by Freeleaf April 6, 2024

bleach nut

the smell of old cum mixed with pussy juice the day after sex

damnnnn my underwear and pussy smell like bleach nut

by rnutlover April 19, 2024

bleaker

One who is especially bland or moronic in their actions and/or personality; used in a negative connotation towards someone who is boring or stupid.

Man, John is so boring; he's such a bleaker.

by cilantroe May 9, 2024

bleach blonde butch body

aka Marjorie Taylor Greene body

"I'm just curious, just to better understand your ruling. If someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody's bleach blonde butch body, that would not be engaging in personalities, correct?

by cogncierge May 18, 2024