Blanket out of the dryer

When a girl is so dry the condom stays inside her even though your dick doesnt, so you have to pull it out by hand.

Friend 1: Howd it go last night?

Friend 2: Man last night sucked, I had to pull the blanket out of the dryer

by MischievousDragon79 April 25, 2021

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

Dog blanket

A fucking blanket with a dog having sex

Hey i have a dog blanket she says. Him oh cool

by Thicc nikka April 17, 2019

blanket sneeze

To ejaculate unintentionally or unexpectedly onto a cloth or garment while either asleep or awake.

Instead of going home to my wife and children with the rent money, I went to a club and spent the money on a tranny stripper who made me blanket sneeze in my pants.

by Tao lo ding October 22, 2020

Alpaca Blanket

When you cum on her back, shave your head, throw your shavings on the cum, then spit.

If you alpaca blanket again, I’m leaving.

Are you cold? I can give you an alpaca blanket?

by TheRealFlow November 12, 2022

blanket lump

A questionable lump under the blanket.

Girlfriend: "Whats that under the blanket?"

Boyfriend: "Um... just a blanket lump."

Girlfriend: "Ok then..."

by QuestionablyLumpy November 22, 2015

bum blanket

The scratchy, super low quality grey wool blankets that are passed out to the homeless at shelters and food banks. Some of them look like they've been puked on because of these random colored threads woven throughout the blanket. These ones can also be called barf blankets.

My homie Les, who just recently got housing, used bum blankets as decoration on the walls of his new tiny home. Others who are less fortunate than my homie Les have been known to repurpose bum blankets as a urinal or toilet when appropriate.

by Seatthell November 24, 2024